Obaba Online

Well she’s an old pup now, around 14 years old. Bladders starting to get weak etc. Still she’s in great shape and when we take her to the park for walks she reverts back to herself of 10 years ago.

Anyways…I’m too fucking lazy to rewrite content so I’ll just do a nice quick copy and paste job
[02:41] dogs drikning out of the toilet
[02:41] dont midn because its not chemmed up n shit
[02:42] finishes up, i call her to come sit/lie on bed with me for sleepies
[02:42] then shes so old now i haev to pick her up
[02:42] put her on bed
[02:42] and she proceeds to urinate in the middle of my freshly made bed
[02:42] then does this fucking cheeky grin
[02:42] and runs off
[02:42] FUCKING SCOTTTTY

Where has all the love gone Scotty?! What about those midnight runs where I would sneak you onto of my bed in winter so I could stay warm!? Still, I’m still laughing incredulously at the whole situation. With Shiro, I can imagine her taking a shit in my underwear drawer or ontop of my keyboard. Poor Scotty

ps. seasons tidings from oli, tigs, obango, the obaba and the all omniscient eye of my penis.
Welcome back Kotters.

^^ Seasons Greetings from the Family too, although im sure 99% of you will be ‘wtf?’Merry Christmas

walk through a crowded IT department store in Bangkok expecting some classy software and instead…run into this.

a pirated copy of windows 98

too fucking lazy to type this again…

so…walking home from the train station. We have, well, wanted to go through the red light district of Bangkok. The Soi Cowboy. Anyways, after the 200metre dash of filthy prostitutes and other ugly neon lights I see this fucking beauty!

Lets just hope its not being used as a beastiality act for some poor Thai lady 50 metres towards the cowboy street.

ps. the video might still not be available, if you’re that desperate to see a huge elephants cock tho, go make an account at shackspace.com and hit up
shackspace mirror

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Must say, there is nothing quite as tasty as sucking down on some form of smoke, be it tobacco, weed, hash and so forth. Don’t get me wrong, theres countless stuff out there thats not even worth touching with your taste buds, but when faced with the decicion of smoking cigarettes and trying to quit by reducing….or by just getting a few nicotine patches….or using nicorette gum. Mind you, the gum was the worst. It tasted like 5 hobos in the alleyway under the overpass had shared it before using it as pillow, then send to a factory where it was to be sealed and sold to the consumer market of people who expect nicorette gum to at lesst have a flavour besides SHIT BROWN.

Anyways, I’ve got a new tool now that actively combats my smoking habits very well. I only feel the need to smoke cigarettes from my weed+tobacco chopping days. Trouble in the past is that I’d go overseas, stop weed for a while but instead shift my addiction to something else, cigarettes or alcohol, or in most cases, both. Anyways, enough rambling on about my dribble.

Here’s the actual picture of the goods.

gifts from heaven

So here I am a few weeks back, washing my hair as I usually do on a bi-weekly basis and whats this? I find a fucking bald spot on my head! Not any kind of normal baldspot mind you, this looked like I had been sitting in the back of a van in Europe with the Jackass crew shaving my unconscious skull at every unsuspecting moment.

Anyways…this is what my fucking head looks like now.

Now, to the real fucked up photos.

THIS IS A GALLERY

P.S. – Note the leet inhaler I’m sucking on. Some japanese made inhaler thats meant to help quit smoking. Tastes like mint+citrus lemon when you drag it into your lungs. VERY satisfiying, after the gum and patches, I’m feeling like this one will do the job.

P.P.S. – I got given some kind of cream for my bald patch too by a doctor, here’s hoping it doesn’t smell like shit and I truly turn into Costanza.

- Tigs