Fucking aye!

After seeing a few brain doctors in Melbourne since 2003, I’ve finally found a doctor here in Thailand who seems to have given me the most accurate and correct diagnosis. Mind you, most of you probably are imagining a Dr from the Voodoo Jungles with a machete and a bonehead necklace operating on me in a bathtub; but to my surprise, this was nothing short of being completely false.

Long story short, I’ve been diagnosed with all kinds of mental conditions, every doctor in Melbourne has always been pushing me onto another crazier or ‘more qualified’ doctor; or they result in using fake-care tactics where they just seem to give you loads of drugs to slow your brain down. This has become managable to some degree, usually resulting in me cracking the shits once a month at nothing, and then taking out all my rage onto something. So, sick of these Western based asshole doctors I’ve dealt with; Chalky suggested taking me to a doctor here in Bangkok, Thailand.

Wow, This hospital was extremely nice, and looked like the sort of place I would want to be DOA. Never have I seen an medical care facility like this one, that was so clean, had decent looking nurses, and had ESPN and HBO playing in all areas. Hell, I think I even recall seeing a dude delivering KFC to some sick patient. The only downside, they could use some English classes and I could definitely do with some Thai classes.

Today’s diagnosis however, had to be the best and most simple remedy to my situation. He called it, Uncontrollable impulsive behaviour.

Chalky and I laughed our fucking arses off hard in the seat when we told us that. Hmm, maybe this could explain why I used to break so many keyboards in an uncontrollable impulsive rage at lans!? Still, after doing a bit of wiki reading its become apparent that this does actually exist, albeit under the name: Intermittent explosive disorder. What does this mean? Don’t piss me off or I might uncontrollably and impulsively stab at you with an 40″ LCD in my hands.

The great thing about this doctor compared to the others was that he told me to just accept the anger as a byproduct of myself, and to live through it, and try not to go crazy.

Best advice yet.